Hysterical Headlines (Funny or Absurd) for July 31st – Sex, Dolphins & Trade... Oh My!
Bottom Line: Your daily doses of nonsense in the media and my takes on them...
Americans' No. 1 sexual fantasy? Survey says ...- Sun Sentinel
Hot Take: If you're wondering...It's a threesome. That makes the Sling commercials even slightly more inappropriate. They didn't even touch of the preferred form of depravity...
Dolphins wear full pads, but could have used boxing gloves - Sun Sentinel
Hot Take: Well, football hasn't worked out especially well in awhile? Maybe they'd win more with that sport?
Fired Haitian dishwashers at a South Beach hotel to get $2.5M after discrimination suit - Miami Herald
Hot Take: I'm not trying to make light of the discrimination, according to the EEO's findings the conduct appeared to have be pretty hideous with seventeen Haitians being referred to by management as slaves (and treated with about that level of respect), and by virtue of the size of this reward – it's clearly designed to send a loud and clear message. But do you think somewhere there's a dishwasher wondering what if?
Trump Doesn't Understand Benefits the U.S. Gets From Trade Howard Yu, CNN
Hot Take: Lol, Donald Trump who built an enterprise with $9.5 billion in annual revenue operating in 25 countries doesn't understand trade but a Swedish professor who wrote a book and an article for CNN does? How can you people even take yourselves seriously?
Until Tomorrow...