Hysterical Headlines (Funny or Absurd) for March 29th

Hysterical Headlines (Funny or Absurd) for March 29th   

Bottom Line: These are the daily doses of nonsense in the media and my hot takes on them...     

Hot Take: Given that the headline was written like in a way that sounds like teenage gossip... My initial reaction was... Uh yeah. Duh! But thanks guys, no really. Insightful financial news coverage there for you. In other news the earth is round. Back to you.  

Hot Take: The headline could be straight out of Hustler or it was in yesterday's New York Times. I'd be beating a dead horse (which is an extremely odd and disturbing analogy if you really think about it) if I spent time wading into the depths of despair that qualifies as publishable content these days but seriously... The media is so incredibly desperate to slander Trump anyway they can they're trying to keep that story alive? The headline is more exciting than the interview was on 60 minutes.  

Hot Take: This one literally had me laughing out loud. You can almost hear them in the newsroom shouting - we've tried so hard! It shouldn't be possible! Yeah, I don't know guys. It's almost like we have the best economy in decades and the best increase in take home pay in 32 years. Oh wait, we do! You've got to be careful. It's almost like you've learned to believe your own lies. That's pathological territory. 

Until tomorrow...   



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