Hysterical Media Headlines (Funny or Absurd) for September 20th:

Hysterical Media Headlines (Funny or Absurd) for September 20th:

Bottom Line: These are your daily headlines brought to you by your friends in the godless, soulless and slanderous news media...For my full commentary on these headlines click the audio below.

Excerpt: 

 World leaders, we need you this week. Before I continue, it is important to reiterate that even through this period of our history, America hopes that you do maintain the kind of give-and-take relationship you have had with the American president and his team for decades, through ups and downs in history.

As Americans, we know it is hard to understand the thinking and the strategy of the American president. But you shouldn't spend too much time trying to figure it out.

Excerpt: “Certainly not every Trump voter is a white supremacist, just as not every white person in the Jim Crow South was a white supremacist,” Coates notes. “But every Trump voter felt it acceptable to hand the fate of the country over to one.” Leave aside Trump’s appalling and unpresidential pronouncements during the campaign. What he said on Aug. 15 in reaction to the racist rally in Charlottesville days earlier that resulted in the killing of Heather Heyer and again last week stripped him of the benefit of the doubt of being a white supremacist and the moral authority required to lead this diverse nation.

Excerpt: The gift of a brilliant actor, great con man, or devious traitor is to be able to hold the facade of normalcy, courage, integrity, or our other higher virtues up to the world and convince it for a time to see the face they want it to see. 

What like..."Shovel ready jobs", "If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor", "If you like your plan you can keep your plan","Families will save an average of $2500 per year", "ISIS is the JV team", "Russia isn't a threat", "I didn't raise taxes once."

I can keep going but it's clear that while you think we're stupid - at a minimum you're blind and ignorant to reality.

The material here is amazing and wonderful in it's absurdity simultaneously. Once again, if you look at these through the prism of Donald Trump being President, and more elected Republicans serving in the United States since the 1920's...it's pretty hilarious! The air of desperation, advocacy and instructions for their "resistance" is comical. These people really do take themselves completely seriously! 


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