Hysterical Headlines (Funny or Absurd) for December 6th:
Bottom Line: These are your daily doses of nonsense from the generally godless, soulless and slanderous (GSS) media...
Trump's Russia Defense in Disarray Stephen Collinson, CNN
There's so much rich material in here I literally was laughing out loud reading it but here's a taste:
The dysfunction should also concern Trump's supporters, since he is up against the most revered prosecutor of his generation, in Mueller and a team of crack lawyers picked from top blue chip law firms.
Now, I could point out the initial obvious which is this...If you're not guilty of something why would it matter who the prosecutor and lawyers are? Yeah but they're really good!!! Umm, still don't think that make you guilty. Secondly, this is the altered state of reality I warned about in today's important headlines. Mueller has proven to be complicit in the Uranium One scandal and hired investigators with proven anti-Trump histories and agendas including collusion with Clinton officials! What's more is that Mueller hasn't even disclosed the proven corruption within his own investigation. But man, yeah, it's Trump's defense (that includes no implications/charges against him anyway) is in disarray.
Gay-Wedding Cake Fight Poses Major Threat to Civil Rights Amanda Marcotte, Salon
I didn't know wedding cakes had feelings or sexuality but now I know it's potentially a real issue that could threaten the civil rights of Americans you've been warned! Seriously though, aside from the structurally incorrect headline, gone are the days of common sense and pragmatism. Everything's a major issue with end of the world implications. This just in, even if a religious objector doesn't want to make "gay cakes" as you put it. I'll be willing to bet every last dollar I have that others will. That's hardly a major threat to rights of any kind. By the way, call me old fashioned but gay used to mean happy and homosexual indicated, well homosexuality. It's almost hard to listen to Christmas carols due to the corruption of our language and I'm pretty sure the Flintstones weren't involved in homosexual orgies when the cameras weren't rolling. What too much? So is suing over a cake in the first place!
Fight Against the GOP's Unfair Tax Plans Not Over Sen. Dianne Feinstein, LA Times
So, because we choose to live in a state that doesn't soak us with state income taxes we should subsidize the people in your state who do get soaked with high state income tax. Why that makes perfect sense now doesn't it? Just so I'm clear, it's only fair if Floridians, for example, subsidize the tax bills of Californians, for example? Otherwise it's all unfair, correct? How much weed do you have to smoke before that's supposed to make sense?
Until tomorrow...