It's South Florida...Don't ask too many questions

Hysterical Headlines (Funny or Absurd) for July 30th – It's South Florida...Don't ask too many questions 

Bottom Line: Your daily doses of nonsense in the media and my takes on them... 

• Dear everybody in South Florida: Please stop hanging from moving vehicles - Miami Herald

Hot Take: Imagine the tourists reading this...or seeing it on the roads. Nothing to see here folks, just keep moving right along... 

• Economy Is Great. That Doesn't Mean Trumponomics Is Catherine Rampell, WashPost 

Hot Take: Lol, yes, it's just magical fairy dust that made the best economy since 2015 happen. 

• Trump Deserves a Nobel Prize -- in Physics Carl M. Cannon, Orange County Register 

Hot Take: Right, remember when the US couldn't grow at 3% anymore? Turns out we just needed a chance to show we could do it again. It's funny what happens when we get to keep more of what we earn and have less government in our way... 

Until Tomorrow...